Shortly after the most candy-full day of the year, it seems appropriate to consider products that are healthful — or rather, products marketed that way. Starting at the top:
Number 1. Okay, I’m interested, but I would like to know the nature of the list this juise man tops. Every cart on the Upper West Side corner where he sells a smoothie that is all natural no sugar no milk? Every cart in the city (or world or universe)? The smoothie itself sounds healthful enough, though again I’d like more information. Lots of unhealthful things are all natural — uranium, for example.
This sign’s from Seattle:
How does one know, exactly, whether bees are happy? From the buzz? Antenna motion? Do NW bees smile? I admit I know nothing about bees‘ moods, but I would have thought they’d be unhappy if someone swiped their honey. Maybe there’s a profit-sharing plan.
Same supermarket, different product:
Plant-Based sounds nutritious, doesn’t it? But I have to ask: Is there a non-Plant-Based Pizza? Made on, say, cardboard or steak?
Last sign, courtesy of my brother-in-law:
Good to know that there isn’t even one Vegan in this Gel. Or perhaps the Gel is Free to any random Vegan passing the salon?
As always, theories welcome. See what you can come up with as you nibble away at your Halloween candy.
Mrs Geraline:
Thank you so much, you are a wonderful person and a great teacher. Your grammar books saved my life .
thank you for all those brilliant books.
Many thanks ,
a dummy from the other side of the globe
Glad I could help! Thanks!
Fun! I just have one little comment re the “juise man.” He writes “no milk” as if that’s a *good* thing. Since when is milk considered a pariah among foods? He includes it with “sugar” as if it’s equally bad for you. And by the way, Mr. Man, milk is perfectly natural. (I suppose sugar is too, but definitely isn’t good for us.)
Good point you make, re uranium! Great post!
I didn’t notice the milk reference. Thanks for catching it!