We all know that 2020 presents a long list of dangerous situations, the pandemic being just one. But I haven’t read much about Food Danger: not what you eat, but the danger of being eaten. Take a look:
I’m not attending any event offering entree choices of beef, pork, or child. I wonder how many people took the last line seriously and listed “human flesh” as a dietary restriction.
When I couple the card above with the sign below, I fear cannibalism is becoming a trend:
Call me picky, but I don’t want a restaurant to serve me, as in serve me on a plate, or to serve anyone else, for that matter. Better to take care of each other! With that in mind, perhaps we should veto this plan:
I must admit that the above signs seem attuned to the mood of this awful year. Maybe the problem stems from too much disinfectant:
Please don’t satanize anything (or anyone, no matter how tempting). Do stay safe, and keep those around you as safe as possible, too.
Sign #1: This might be a relic from the 19th-century Irish potato famine.
Sign #2: Loiterers are probably less tasty.
Sign #3: Can this be done by next Tuesday? Most are probably Democrats and it will double the turnout.
Sign #4: Another shameful attempt by the Trump campaign to politicize the Covid crisis.
PS. I hope they never create a Grammarly for signmakers because it will put Gerry out of business.
I’m not worried about going out of business, Bill. Error and ignorance thrive. I hope you’re thriving also!
So far the most cannibalistic, goriest, and demonic signs ever seen.
Not only frowned at them, but also crossed myself!
PS. And the most hilarious, too. 🙂
Thanks. They me laugh, too!
Hilarious! I thoroughly agree with William Cooper’s P.S., above. But I’m sure it’ll never happen, as per your reply to him! 😀
Thanks, Ellie!
#1 Sign: Swiftian.
#2 Sign: Suddenly, I prefer window-shopping.
#3 Sign: The literal truth. Vote!
#4: Let’s hope we aren’t yet down to Faustian bargains.
Thanks for your literary allusions! I heartily endorse #3. Any readers who haven’t yet voted: Today is the day!