It’s hard enough these days to know what to eat and drink. There are Keto, Paleo, and for all I know Beto diets. Nor do these signs don’t make the situation easier. In fact, they give rise to questions, which I pose here after each.
How many Arancini could Could Cuts cut if Could Cuts could cut Arancini?
What does a social taste like? And is tasting a social really an event?
Relying on sound, not spelling: Do letter carriers bring Poast Pork to your table?
It’s possible to pay for wine with an I.D? Alternate question: does wine carry its I.D. in a wallet?
Do diners with extra-strong teeth chew plates fresh from the kiln? Also, is there a worldwide shortage of hyphens?
Feel free to answer my questions, or pose your own.
Winners all!
Re shortage of hyphens, as you may recall, my Grammar Cop persona calls it “hyphen-o-phobia.” It’s a scourge!
Hyphen-o-phobia is rampant in NY. Apostrophes, on the other hand, keep showing up where they don’t belong. My “auto-incorrect” kept changing the possessive its to the contraction it’s. Sigh.