What would I do without the sharp eyes and excellent grammar skills of my friends? This post is fashioned from the silly signs and ads they spotted. First up features a rather unappetizing menu item, noted by my friend Helen:
I’m sure that she ordered an insect-free beverage. Or at least I hope so!
Catherine found this one:
I imagine a “rattlesnake hammock” as a long, narrow sling, perhaps with some curves built in. I hope there’s a special pocket for the rattle. Imagine trying to warn off predators only to discover that the tip of your tail is caught on the cloth!
My friend Marlene discovered these two beauties on an academic website and sent me the links. I neglected to take a screen shot, so I’ll simply quote. Here’s the first:
TWO YEAR OLD TEACHER NEEDED
About a week later, this appeared:
THREE YEAR OLD TEACHER TO START ASAP
As Marlene noted, “They upped the age, probably because there were no inquiries from two-year-old teachers.” The school certainly sounds desperate! If you’re three and jobless, consider applying.
And if you notice any other linguistic absurdities, please send them ASAP, regardless of how old you are.